Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Patent Pending

September 1, 2009

Do you have extra straws laying around the house that you don't know what to do with? Perhaps extras from the two diet cherry cokes you have started getting from Sonic every morning? If this describes your situation, then does the Boss have the solution for you...
Introducing the Ketchup Straw, you know, like a soup spoon or a salad fork. Some foods are just so important they need a dedicated utensil.And you thought ketchup didn't need a utensil and was just a condiment. Silly. Ketchup makes up 30% of this kid's diet. Thank you school board for considering it a vegetable!

No, you say, you are not addicted to diet cherry coke? So much so that you purchase two route 44's (or tall boys as I will begin calling them henceforth) after you drop your kids off at school? One for now and one for later, so you don't have to pack the smallest kids back into car seats just to head back to Sonic two hours later, watching Baby Einstein on the car's DVD for the millionth time so the toddler won't cry whilst the baby cries because she hates the car seat? Or have to think up an excuse to haul them out somewhere just so you can stop by? Because Sonic is "on the way" to everywhere you go.

No?

Weird.

1 comment:

  1. Don't let anyone tell you two diet cokes are bad.

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