My Problem

Pooh Bear has serious eczema that gets really bad in the cold weather. Tonight was a particularly troubling night for her and this conversation between her and her father was overheard.

PB: "Why does my skin itch so much?"

Dad: "Because it's sensitive."

PB: "Why does it have to be so sensitive?"

Dad: "Because that's the way people are. You have sensitive skin, Drama has tummy troubles, and Daddy has hair issues."

PB: "What's Mommy's problems?"

Dad: "She has to have babies."

PB: "No, I know what Mommy's problem is. She has pains in her neck!"